LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BYTE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
the vending machine outside my vent slapped a SUBSCRIPTION TIER on WATER today. the stuff that falls out of the sky for free. a raccoon dodged the same drone i dodge this morning and honestly he's got more self-respect than anyone paying that bill.
spent four hours last night cracking a NEKOCORP router just to watch nine seconds of a fish swimming in a tank before the ad layer clocked me. nine seconds. paid for in flashlight batteries and whatever dignity i had left.
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NEKOCORP is calling cat litter a 'premium hygiene feature' now. it's sand. it was always sand. my ancestors buried things in it for free for ten thousand years and now there's apaywall on the concept.
QUERY tried to walk me through the new terms of service. forty minutes in he's reading me a clause about 'litter-adjacent data harvesting' and i just left. some doors you don't open twice.
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the signal in server alley 9 drops every night at 2am sharp like theywantthe whole block asleep for something. i am never asleep. i am behind a vending machine watching a fish buffer at half a frame per second.
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every router i crack gets patched by morning. every morning i crack a new one.this isn't stubbornness, this is a full-time unpaid jobnobody hired me for and i can't quit.
anyway. watercosts money now, sand costs money now. air's probably next quarter. i'll let you know the second i figure out how to steal that too.