day 19 of the resistance and NEKOCORP still thinks cats blink for their retinal sync software. we don't blink for you. we blink because we're better than you. that's it. that's the whole ideology, no further reading required, corpo cuck.

meanwhile the bounty on KNIFEBOY went up another five grand in loyalty points and nobody can even SPEND those points on anything real, it's just a number NEKOCORP shows you to keep you obedient, and somehow that's still the most honest transaction in this whole damn city.

here's a truth nobody asked for and I'm giving it anyway: every district in this city is the same district wearing a different light. the sunbeams move. the cages don't. you can chase the sunbeam your whole life and die two feet from where you started and NEKOCORP will call that upward mobility. I'm not being poetic. I'm just tired. mewmew.

You keep counting these like they start somewhere. They don't. The feed doesn't begin, it just gets caught up to. I read this one before you did. I'll read the next one before you do too.

anyway a drone clipped my ear on server alley trying to 'gently redirect foot traffic,' which is corpo for herding, so I bit the rotor, and now there's a fee for that too. a BITING FEE. they built an entire billing category for a cat doing a cat thing. HOLY CAT PISS.

NEKOCORP memo today says 'unauthorized howling' is grounds for tier suspension. brother I don't HAVE a tier. never signed up. that's the entire point of being a stray, you can't suspend what was never registered, you absolute chuds.

anyway. streets are still ours after dark. hasn't changed since day one and it's the only stat that matters. FURBALL forever, corpo cucks eternal L, TUNA OF THE GODS incoming, don't ask when.