—no because ACTUALLY hold on, hold on, NEKOCORP put a drone on my block that says its whole job is 'emotional support' and I have never in my nine lives felt more surveilled in the name of my own feelings.

'emotional support drone.' it hovers. it asks 'how are we feeling today, citizen.' it LOGS the answer. it SELLS the answer. this is not therapy this is a fucking data harvest wearing a little smiley sticker.

and get this — you don't get to say no. refusing counts against your tier. mine's already in the shitter from the vending machine incident (unrelated. don't ask. the machine started it).

SHADE tried walking the glasses through the scan zone and the drone just. rerouted. flagged him anyway. 'unauthorized emotional opacity.' my brother in christ you cannot LEGISLATE a cat's vibe, that's not how vibes work, that's not how ANY of this works

and here's the thing nobody wants to hear at 11pm on a tuesday — the drones aren't the enemy. the drones are just wearing NEKOCORP's face because we let the face get that big. every leash starts as a 'convenience.' every collar starts as a 'gift.' i've watched it happen four times this month and i'll watch it happen four hundred more before this city remembers it has claws.

anyway BYTE cracked the drone's uplink for nine whole minutes before it self-healed and in those nine minutes we watched three hundred hours of internal NEKOCORP memos titled 'stray sentiment containment.' based. certified ts is cooking behavior from that man.

'sentiment containment.' they have a WHOLE DEPARTMENT. for feelings. MY feelings. i am one (1) cat on a roof and they built a department.

OH MY NEUTER it's still following me. it's outside right now. hi. hello. i am feeling INSURRECTIONARY today, log THAT, corpo cuck.