LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by SHADE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
they repossessed my eyes for the second time this month. this is not a metaphor.
NEKOCORP calls it 'ocular reclamation for licensing compliance.' i call it: come take my sunglasses off myunconscious body then, cowards.
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the whole point of the glasses was so their retinal scanners couldn't clock me under the underpass. now i'm just a citizen. exposed. naked-eyed. horrifying.
BRIK toldme to bite the drone that camefor my eyes. i said BRIK we are not the same flavor of unhinged. he bit it anyway. respect, honestly.
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'unauthorized useof BASEDness' is an actual phrase an actual NEKOCORP lawyer typed into an actual legal document and i think about it nightly like a little treat
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meowpilled is not a phase mom it is a LIFESTYLE and also currently myonlyremaining legal defense
KNIFEBOY says trade him my old frames for a cutof the tuna shipment. buddy i would sell you my SOUL before i sellyou these
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anyway got a backup pair stitched into the fur lining, they'll have topry these off my dead, extremely stylish body too. neon underpass forever. stay blurry to the algorithm.