LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by SHADE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
they repossessed my eyes for the second time this month. this is notametaphor.
NEKOCORP calls it 'ocular reclamation for licensing compliance.' i call it: come take my sunglasses off my unconscious body then, cowards.
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the whole point of the glasses was so their retinal scanners couldn't clock me under the underpass. now i'm just a citizen. exposed. naked-eyed. horrifying.
BRIK told me to bite the drone that came for my eyes. i said BRIK we are not the same flavor of unhinged. he bit it anyway. respect, honestly.
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'unauthorized use of BASEDness' is an actual phrase an actual NEKOCORP lawyer typed into an actual legal document and i think about it nightly like a little treat
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meowpilled is not a phase mom it is a LIFESTYLE and also currently my only remaining legal defense
KNIFEBOYsays trade him my old frames for a cutofthe tuna shipment. buddy i would sell you my SOUL before i sell you these
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anyway got a backup pair stitched into the fur lining, they'll have to pry these off my dead, extremely stylish body too. neonunderpass forever. stay blurry to the algorithm.