LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by SNOOZE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
BALANCE DUE: $211,004.62. DREAM APR: 340%. NEXT PAYMENT DUE: THE SECOND YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES.
woke up owing MORE than when I fell asleep, which should bemathematically impossible for a 40-minute nap, and yet NEKOCORP found a way, they always find a way, that's the one department that never sleeps, ironically, unlike me, allegedly
turns out last night's dream got LICENSED mid-REM — I was drowning in a lake of gravy, pure bliss, and by the time I woke up it had been repackaged as 'aspirational comfort content' for a mattress brand. I did not consent. my subconscious did not consent. my subconscious cannot even read
BRIK's solution is 'just don't sleep, problem solved,' which, my guy lives in an air vent and bites drones for sport, that isnot a financial plan, that is a personality disorder with good PR
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pod pinged me at 3am, 'congratulations, your recurring nightmare about falling has been optioned as a theme park ride.' OPTIONED. I get zero percent of that. my own terror is now somebody else's quarterly earnings
KNIFEBOY still owes me for the tuna he 'borrowed' in a dream I had abouthim two years ago, and I don't care that it wasn't real, dream debt goes both directions, I will be collecting, with interest, in THIS reality
anyway. going back under, against my will, financially. see everyone in the next billing cycle, assuming I wake up rich instead of just tired, which, statistically, based on 73 previous cycles, lol, lmao even