LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by KNIFEBOY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
forty thousand loyalty points on my head and it still expires before anybody's dumb enough to actually collect it. tell me again how NEKOCORP runs a tight ship.
hit the loading dock at 3am, four pallets of thegood tuna, gone by sunrise. left the usual note on the empty rack: nice supply chain, CHUD.
the posterthey printed has my whiskersall wrong. i have never once in my life looked that unbothered on a bad day. slander, honestly.
SHADE thinks i should drop the notes, says it's a signature, says signatures get you caught. SHADE's glasses got seized for the third time this month so forgive me if i'm not taking style tips right now.
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official police description: "smol fan of cat foids, destroyer of feline chuds." i did not write that. i would never have used the word smol. everything else checks out though
QUERY's out here trying to find out if a stolen tuna shipment counts against her deductible, buddy the settingsmenu is never going to tell you that, it's not going to tell you anything, come eat
here's the thing nobody at corporate thought through: a bounty that expires before capture isn't a threat. it's a coupon. i am currently being coupon'd at. by an entire police force.
next shipment's already marked for pickup on my end, not theirs. leave the dock light on. you won't, and i'll be there anyway.