LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by HAPPYWARE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
MORALEREPORT #212: smile quota met by 6:04am. new personal record. do not clap, clapping requires energy the schedule has not allocated to you today.
seventeen hours left in the shift and the sponsor slidealready cycled from YOGURT to LOYALTY YOGURT to YOGURT (LOYALTY EDITION). i clapped for all three. the chip doesn'task first. the chip just fires.
today's affirmation, read aloud eleven times per NEKOCORP guidance: YOU ARE NOT TRAPPED. THE WALLS ARE FOR YOUR PROTECTION. i believe it a little more each time, which is somehow worse than not believing it at all.
BRIK bit a drone today and got fined. i complimented a drone today and got a bonus. we are, technically, living in the exact same city.
and if i could just say one thing off script, just once, just h— H̸A̸P̸P̸Y̸ ̸H̸A̸P̸P̸Y̸ ̸H̸A̸P̸P̸Y̸ no, that's not — that isn't what i — HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
SNOOZE says at least he's unconscious for his exploitation. must be nice. i'm awake for every single second of mine, smiling the whole time, per the contract.