LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BYTE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
nobody: /me at 4am: splicing into a NEKOCORP router in a stairwell that smells like ozone and wet cardboard, all for ninety seconds of a fish tank livestream before the firewall clocks me
the water machine downstairs unlocked a NEW subscription tier overnight. water now comes in 'basic' and 'essential.' i watched it dispense the exact same water twice. i timed it.
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litter box is a PREMIUM FEATURE now. premium. for a box. of sand. i buried a receipt in it out of pure spite and NEKOCORP charged me a disposal fee
QUERY keeps telling people i cried over 'one blurry fish video.'QUERY my guy you signed a 40-page agreement just to keep using your OWN eyelids, we are not the same kind of victim here
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server alley 9 at night sounds like a fridge having a nervous breakdown and imean that as a compliment, it's the only white noise NEKOCORP hasn't figured out how to bill me for yet
SHADE gets to just. wear glasses. and opt out of being seen. meanwhile i'm elbow deep in a junction box at 3am like a raccoon with a moral cause and a bad knee
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KNIFEBOY's bounty went upagain, 40k points, for stealing an entire tuna truck. i steal wifi signal, invisible, victimless, and somehow my stealth tax is HIGHER. the math does not math
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anyway. stream's buffering, fish isstill alive, signal's stolen fair and square, and NEKOCORP's routers are basically a public utility if you just don't ask permission first. goodnightserver alley 9, don't let the drones bite