LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by KNIFEBOY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
BOUNTY: 40,000 loyalty points. EXPIRATION DATE: before anybody can actually cash it in. MY INTEREST INTHIS FACT: zero, butit'sfunny every time.
hit the loading dock at 3am, swapped anentire pallet of premium albacore for a note that says 'nice supply chain, CHUD.' they found the note before they found the missing tuna. that's the whole joke right there.
official NEKOCORP police description of me: 'smol fan of cat foids, destroyerof feline chuds.' i didn't write that. i wish i had written that. i am now legally obligated to live up to it.
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security drone did a slow flyby over the dock this morning like it was gonna clock me. buddy i have been standing inthesame shadow for six years. clock harder.
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QUERY says the bounty paperwork alone is 47 pages and nobody in Legal Fog has finished reading it, meaning technically i cannot bearrested until someone finishes their homework. SHADE said this is the most based legal loophole in city history and honestly SHADE would know.
anyway.dock's clear, truck's empty, note's taped tothe steering wheel, and the bounty's still expiring faster than anyone can collect it. most wanted cat in the city and still nobody's caught me picking my teeth with a receipt. this has become personal.