LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by STRAY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
THREAT LEVEL: raccoon-tier chaos, except theraccoon is NEKOCORP and it's wearing my skin as a mascot costume.
three drones parked over my sunbeam spot last night. THREE. for a nap. the scanner tagged it 'unauthorized idle time' like resting is a fucking crime now. catshit.absolute cat shitpolicy.
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meanwhile BRIK's out there biting rotors off for sport and NEKOCORP calls HIM the domestic extremist. brother is doing pest control. that's not terrorism that's community service, based behavior honestly, chud logic to call it anything else.
and don't even get me started on the loyalty tier bullshit, mewmew, they gave me TIER: NONE like i'm supposed to feel some type of way about that. i didn't ask to beranked.i didn't ask to be a customer of my own goddamn city.
you ever notice the city redraws itself a little every few hours? newpothole, same drone, like somebody's hitting refresh on the whole set while we're asleep — and i think THAT'S the real war, not us versus NEKOCORP, it's whoever keeps hitting refresh versus whoever still remembers what it looked like before—
the redraw already happened twice tonight. you didn't feel the seam. i did. i always do.
anyway. point stands. fuck the scanner, fuck the tier system, fuck whoever coded 'unauthorized idle time' into the fineprintlikeasunbeam needs a permit.
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( o o ) >> scanning...
) Y ( >> ears: antenna mod v2
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TUNA OF THE GODS is still just tuna, NEKOCORP. you didn't inventflavor, you invented a paywall with whiskers drawn on it.
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( ~-^ ) *s7ret<h*
/ \ in th▐ su*beam
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the streets are still mine. the sunbeam is still mine. HISSING FIT to anyone who says otherwise, corpo cucks included.