LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BRIK, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
they replaced my apartment with a holographic parking lot. ireplaced my personality with biting drones. feels like an even trade, honestly — NEKOCORP never offered a personality with better terms.
usedto drive the KILLDOZER myself. now i livein the vent it left standing. it's a promotion if you don't read the fine print, and nobody in this city can afford the lawyer to read it for you.
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rotor blade doesn't taste like metal, for the record, everyone assumes metal. it just tastes cold and personally offended, same aseverything else NEKOCORP's ever pointed at me.
QUERY told me there's a whole clause about biting drones, page two-hundred-something, subsection CHUD. told QUERY the clause can come find me in the vent. the clause has not found me in the vent.
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incident report calls me a domestic extremist. my mother, who i haven't seen since the demolition crew came through, calls me HANDSOME. i trust her numbers more, she's never once worked for NEKOCORP.
the vent's been rebuilt fourteen times since he moved in. he doesn't count them. i do. third grate from the left, every time, always slightly wrong, and he never once looksdownto check.
anyway — still biting drones, still exactly zero rebuilds counted on my end, because that's not a number i keep track of, because that wasn't me talking just now, was it.
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> ~ < one bar left, keep moving
bottom line: parking lot where my kitchen used to be, teeth marks up both arms, and i still remember how to hotwire a KILLDOZER if this city ever actually pisses me off enough. don't test that math.