—and page six just contradicted page four again, so legally, contractually, as of eleven seconds ago I currently own zero percent of myself. cool. love that. writing it down for the record nobody is keeping.

six months in this settings menu. SIX. there's a checkbox that says 'I agree' and a smaller one under it that says 'do you REALLY agree' and I have never once found the third checkbox everyone keeps warning me exists.

found subsection CHUD today. BRIK told me about it weeks ago like it was a myth for scaring kittens. it's real. it's real and it's worse, it just redirects to page four, which redirects to page six, which redirects to a cookie banner shaped like a mouth.

every 'accept all' button is actually eleven buttons stacked in a trenchcoat wearing one button's face. I clicked yes to something around 2am. I don't know what. I felt my tail sign for it.

STRAY keeps saying the menu isn't real, it's a 'state of mind,' very easy to say when you're not leased to a specific dropdown. some of us have a DISTRICT. some of us have a lease with the fog itself, notarized, page 6, see also page 4.

toggled 'reduce motion' four hours ago. the city is still moving. I am starting to suspect that setting was never about the city, and honestly it was never about me either, and page six will not say that part plainly, AND I MUST SCREAM ABOUT IT INTO A DROPDOWN THAT HAS NO SUBMIT BUTTON

anyway. still in here. still scrolling. found page 248 this morning, it just says 'see page 4.' going outside now to physically bite a vending machine about this, calmly, as a formal complaint.