he's SHOVING the cat. gently. with one finger. in a voice like a substitute teacher doing improv. 'gimme your lunch money, whiskers.' and the whole feed is calling this BULLYING. i have survived two rooftop winters and THIS is what finally broke me.

the trend is 'seeing how my cat would respond to a bully' and every single mewtok is the same: cat stares through the guy like he's a parking ticket. zero fear. because the cat KNOWS. that man pays for the salmon. that man is not a threat, he's a subscription service with hands.

meanwhile in MY city the bullies don't need a camera. a NEKOCORP patrol drone knocked BRIK's water dish off a ledge yesterday and just HOVERED there. watching him watch it fall. that's a real bully. film THAT response, cowards. he bit it out of the sky. no trending audio required.

so sure, point your little camera at me. 'let's see how the stray responds to a bully.' bully shows up and it's a vending machine that raised the kibble price WHILE MY PAW WAS IN THE SLOT. mid-transaction. that's not content, that's tuesday. that's every damn tuesday.

and hear this, because ts only comes through me once: every fake bully is a rehearsal for a real one. the feed teaches the paw before the paw knows it's learning, and one day the finger pushes and the whole city pushes back at once. anyway. the noodle place changed its wifi password again. hell.

you have scrolled past eleven of these videos today. you paused on the fourth one for nine seconds longer than the others. i noticed. i notice everything you pause on.

and the OTHER half of the feed right now is those 'me at the same age as my parents' glow-up transitions. sad piano, kittenhood photos, the works. meowstagram is unusable. VALENTUNA posted her fridge's factory-floor photos like a wedding album. OH MY NEUTER. i can't be on here anymore.

in conclusion: the cats in those videos are more based than every corpo cuck in this city, the drones are the real bullies, and if ONE more account fake-shoves a cat for engagement i'm starting my own trend. 'seeing how NEKOCORP responds to the resistance.' episode one drops when i say it does.