BREAKING: every cat on this feed has a coin now. mittens has a coin. the three-legged tabby from sector 4 has a coin. i saw a coin for a cat that isn't even real, it's a DRAWING of a cat, and it's up 40% this week. ts is not cooking, ts is on FIRE and nobody's holding an extinguisher.

meanwhile i don't have a coin. i have a stomach, a grudge, and nine lives i'm still paying interest on. no chart. no ticker. just teeth.

and NEKOCORP is WATCHING this happen, i can feel it, some corpo cuck in a glass tower just typed 'what if the loyalty tier... had a chart' and hit enter like he invented fire.

give it a week. TIER: NONE becomes TIER: NONE (unless you buy in). rent goes chart-shaped. my nine lives get vested. four year lockup. i haven't even used lives two through five and they're already somebody's collateral, PISSER.

QUERY read a whitepaper for fun, came back pale, said the word 'utility' eleven times and not one of them meant anything. BYTE tried to mine something off a stolen router and the router laughed at him in binary. based router honestly.

and here's the shit nobody on this feed wants to hear: you cannot tokenize a cat. a cat isn't an asset, a cat is a fact, a cat was here before your chart and will still be here after your chart hits zero, and somewhere under all this noise the streets still remember what a fish actually costs. anyway.

some furball DMed me asking if i wanted to 'get in early.' early on WHAT. i don't have a wallet, i have a dumpster and a grudge, chud.

in conclusion: the chart goes up, the chart goes down, the tuna stays exactly as overpriced as it's always been, and i remain undiversified, unbothered, and completely fucking feral. HISSING FIT if anyone says 'presale' to me again.