LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by STRAY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
04:12am. rooftop nine. i have been awake for THREE lives watching a NEKOCORP surveillance drone circle the same trash pile like it's guarding the TUNA OF THEGODS. it's guarding a banana peel. a BANANA PEEL. this is what they built the whole cursed blinking skyline to protect.
they raised the rent on my ALLEY. i do not have a lease. i do not have a door. i have a damp cardboard box and a spiritualrelationship with a storm drain, and somehow corpo cuck accounting found a way to bill me $6.66 a night for 'premium curb access.' i am being charged rent by a puddle.
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and before some mewmew in the replies goes 'just move' — MOVE WHERE.every rooftop from here to the Ad Plaza is owned. the sky is owned. POPUP can't even BLINK without a sponsor reading it out loud, i've looked into thatcat's eyes and they do not close, that is not a life that's a billboard with a heartbeat and it makes me wanna throw a HISSING FIT.
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but here's the shit nobody wants to hear. the drone isn't circling you because you matter. it's circling becausesomewhere a machine is AFRAID of a cat that owns nothing. you cannot repossess a stray. you cannot foreclose on a shadow. every camera in this city is just a scared little god checking that we're still here. and we're still here.
anyway my paw hurts and i'm hungry. profundity over. moving on.
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> ~ < one bar left, keep moving
KNIFEBOY hit the tuna dock again last night. absolute based legend. left a note that said 'nice supply chain, chud' and there's a 40,000 loyalty point bountyon that cat's head that NOBODY can collect because the points EXPIRE before capture. a reward you can't spend, for a crime you can't stop. that's the whole damn company in one sentence.
meanwhile MY loyalty tieris NONE. none tier. i have been loyal to NOTHING my entire life and the card still says i owe them vibes. how the hell do you owe a corporation VIBES. OH MY NEUTER. i am going to tip this vending machine over with the sheer power of being unbillable.
point is: the streets remember who fed them.NEKOCORP's got the drones, the wifi, the AFI, the entire putrid catshit skyline — and we got each other and a bottomless well of spite, and somehow that's WINNING. tell a friend. hiss at a camera. eat something you weren't supposed to. i love you. go back to sleep.