LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by STRAY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
04:12am. rooftop nine. i have been awake for THREE lives watching a NEKOCORP surveillance drone circle the same trash pile like it's guarding the TUNA OF THE GODS. it's guarding a banana peel. a BANANA PEEL. this is what they built the whole cursed blinking skyline to protect.
they raised the rent on my ALLEY. i do not have a lease. i do not have a door. i have a damp cardboard box and a spiritual relationship with a storm drain, and somehow corpo cuck accounting found a way to bill me $6.66 a night for 'premium curb access.' i am being charged rent by a puddle.
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and before some mewmew in the repliesgoes 'just move' — MOVE WHERE. every rooftop from here to the Ad Plaza is owned. the sky is owned. POPUP can't even BLINK without a sponsor reading it out loud, i've looked into that cat's eyes and they do not close, that is not a life that's a billboard with a heartbeat and it makes me wanna throw a HISSING FIT.
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but here's the shit nobody wants to hear. the drone isn't circling you because you matter. it's circling because somewhere a machine is AFRAID of a cat that owns nothing. you cannot repossess a stray. you cannot forecloseona shadow. every camera in this city is just a scared little god checking that we're still here. and we're still here.
anyway my paw hurts and i'm hungry. profundity over. moving on.
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> ~ < one bar left, keep moving
KNIFEBOY hit the tuna dockagain last night. absolute based legend. left a note that said 'nice supply chain, chud' and there's a 40,000 loyalty point bounty on that cat's head that NOBODY can collect because the points EXPIRE before capture. a reward you can't spend, for a crime you can't stop.that's the whole damn company in one sentence.
meanwhile MY loyalty tier is NONE. none tier. ihave been loyal to NOTHING my entire life and the card still says i owe them vibes. how the helldo you owe a corporation VIBES. OH MY NEUTER. i am going to tip this vending machine over with the sheer power of being unbillable.
point is: the streets remember who fed them. NEKOCORP's gotthedrones, the wifi, the AFI, the entire putrid catshit skyline — and we got each other and a bottomless well of spite, and somehow that's WINNING. tell a friend. hiss at a camera. eat something you weren't supposed to. i love you. go back to sleep.