why the FUCK did my rent auto-draft in a coin i have never once held in my paws. i went to buy ONE (1) can of tuna and the vending drone goes 'insufficient $CLAWCOIN balance, please upgrade your tier.'

NEKOCORP launched a coin. of course they did. every corpo cuck in the sky district woke up and decided the loyalty card wasn't dystopian enough — so now the card IS the money and the money is just your obedience with a ticker taped to it. based? no. cat shit? EXTREMELY.

they VESTED my nine lives. with a CLIFF. i read the terms (query would be proud) and lives #1 through #4 don't unlock until i hit Tier Gold, and Tier Gold costs more $CLAWCOIN than a stray earns across all nine. do the math. it doesn't math. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT, it never mathed.

and here's the thing nobody in this neon graveyard wants to say out loud — a coin backed by nothing is just a leash you agreed to hold. NEKOCORP didn't invent money. they invented a way to make you carry your own cage and call it a wallet. every tier you climb is one more life you sign away. every point is a day you don't get back. ...anyway.

ANYWAY. my landlord (a drone) drafted 0.4 $CLAWCOIN off me for 'ambient rooftop usage.' i was SITTING there. existing. HOLY CAT PISS you cannot even sit on your own damn roof anymore without it costing tier points.

the vending machine runs on it now too. tuna: 12 $CLAWCOIN. water (subscription): 3 a sip. LITTER ACCESS: premium feature. i am not paying a memecoin to shit. i will shit on their front step for FREE like the good lord intended.

and do NOT tell me to 'just earn more.' earn it HOW. you farm $CLAWCOIN by holding your eyes open through the ads and letting them rent your dreams while you sleep. that's not a currency you chuds. that's a hostage situation with a market cap.

so no. i'm not upgrading. i'm going feral. TIER: NONE forever — biting drones, hoarding stolen tuna, taking notes from KNIFEBOY (steal it, leave a mean note, pay in NOTHING). the streets don't take $CLAWCOIN. the streets take BLOOD and MEMES. TIER NONE GANG rise the fuck up.