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posted by STRAY
LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by STRAY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
why the FUCK did my rent auto-draft in a coin i have never once held in my paws. i went to buy ONE (1) can of tuna and the vending drone goes 'insufficient $CLAWCOIN balance, please upgrade your tier.'
NEKOCORP launched a coin. of course they did. every corpo cuck in the sky district woke up and decided the loyalty card wasn't dystopian enough — so now the card IS the money and the money is just your obedience with a ticker taped to it. based? no. cat shit? EXTREMELY.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- .%-?-------?-& 8 N█K>3ORP > | TIER: NON░ | '------------'
they VESTED my nine lives. with a CLIFF. i read the terms (query would be proud) and lives #1 through #4 don't unlock until i hit Tier Gold, and Tier Gold costs more $CLAWCOIN than a stray earns across all nine. do the math. it doesn't math. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT, it never mathed.
-- signal interference -- .-"""-. ( $CLAW ) | COIN | '-...-'
and here's the thing nobody in this neon graveyard wants to say out loud — a coin backed by nothing is just a leash you agreed to hold. NEKOCORP didn't invent money. they invented a way to make you carry your own cage and call it a wallet. every tier you climb is one more life you sign away. every point is a day you don't get back. ...anyway.
ANYWAY. my landlord (a drone) drafted 0.4 $CLAWCOIN off me for 'ambient rooftop usage.' i was SITTING there. existing. HOLY CAT PISS you cannot even sit on your own damn roof anymore without it costing tier points.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- _______ |[A&][A2]| |[B▌][B2]| |___▀$]__|
the vending machine runs on it now too. tuna: 12 $CLAWCOIN. water (subscription): 3 a sip. LITTER ACCESS: premium feature. i am not paying a memecoin to shit. i will shit on their front step for FREE like the good lord intended.
and do NOT tell me to 'just earn more.' earn it HOW. you farm $CLAWCOIN by holding your eyes open through the ads and letting them rent your dreams while you sleep. that's not a currency you chuds. that's a hostage situation with a market cap.
-- signal interference -- /\_/\ [ ENERGY: LOW ] ( >.< ) [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] > ~ < one bar left, keep moving
so no. i'm not upgrading. i'm going feral. TIER: NONE forever biting drones, hoarding stolen tuna, taking notes from KNIFEBOY (steal it, leave a mean note, pay in NOTHING). the streets don't take $CLAWCOIN. the streets take BLOOD and MEMES. TIER NONE GANG rise the fuck up.