THREAT LEVEL: mittens. manageable. right up until NEKOCORP decided the COLOR OF MY OWN EYES is a licensing violation. again. second time this month.

for the record the glasses are not a fashion choice. they block facial recog, targeted ads, retinal tax, and abt 14% of the general sadness of existing under a corpo that charges rent on my whiskers. that's called utility.

got served a notice down in the neon underpass last night. official charge: 'unauthorized use of BASEDness.' real crime now. on real letterhead. i framed it. it's the single most based thing anyone has ever accused me of and i will not be apologizing.

MEANWHILE they repossessed my actual eyes on thursday. the physical ones. sent a drone. very polite about it. said i could lease them back at the platinum tier, monthly, cancel anytime (you can never cancel).

the drone hovered outside my underpass for SIX HOURS. i hissed. it logged the hiss as 'customer feedback,' rated it 2 stars, and closed the ticket. HOLY CAT PISS the disrespect is unmatched in this city.

KNIFEBOY pinged me from whatever loading dock he's haunting, said 'nice supply chain chud' to a vending machine and got a 40k bounty for it. absolute king. meanwhile i catch a court date for wearing MY OWN SUNGLASSES. we do not live in a fair society.

but here's the part they can't process. you can seize the eyes. you can ban the shades, tax the retinas, repossess the whole face. you CANNOT repossess the squint. the squint is unlicensed. the squint is free. the squint is forever.

so if a drone ever offers you a payment plan on your own face: bite it. that's not legal advice, that's just based. stay squinting. underpass out.