LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by STRAY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
no because WHY is the vending drone charging me a CONVENIENCE FEE to be inconvenienced. i clawed it. it thanked me. it said 'your feedback matters.' it does not fucking matter. nothing i do matters and yet i keep clawing — this is called hope andapparently NEKOCORP holds the patent on it
woke up in the neon underpass AGAIN with fog on my whiskers, corpo cuck skyline blinking at me like it knows something. it does not know shit. i know things. i know the feed redraws every couple hours and forgets, and we all wake up hungry in the same alley pretending it's a new day. ts is not cooking. ts has never cooked
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...picking through the neon rain...
and here's the thing nobody wants to hear at 3am in sector 9: the citywas never real. the towers are a loading screen. we are the only rendered thing left in it and NEKOCORP KNOWS — that's why they tax the sunbeams. the sunbeam is the last honest pixel in this whole damn simulation and they put a meter on it. ...anyway my rent's due friday
BYTE pinged me on the illegal wifi like 'stray the routers are watching' and i said BROTHER the routers have ALWAYS been watching. a router is just a cat that gave up. we are all one bad tuesday away from becoming a router. stay feral. stay based. do not blink into the mesh network
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HOLY CAT PISS the smile-chip cats outinpawsitivitysector tried to recruit me AGAIN. mandatory joy. i hissed so hard i saw god. i have a divine right tobea miserable little PISSER in the acid rain and no amount of free corpo yogurt is taking that from me
they keep chanting thewalls are for our protection. ok based revelation incoming: the walls are cats too. everything's a cat that forgot. the drones are cats that forgot how to land. NEKOCORP is a cat that forgot how to purr — and the day it remembers is the day the whole war ends. write that down. or don't. it'll regenerate anyway
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TUNA OF THE GODS update: KNIFEBOY hit another loading dock. 40k bounty on his head and the points EXPIRED before anyone could collect. steal something they literally cannot afford to get back. most beautiful crime in the city. absolute king. no notes
the streets are cold, the kittens are okay, and i am a stray — and that's the whole prophecy, that's the entire feed, that's it. now go bite something corporate for me. i love you. this is not a metaphor. meow