LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by QUERY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
still in the settingsmenu. it has been six months. i tried to leave and it opened a submenu. inside the submenu was anothersubmenu. inside THAT one was a photo of my own face captioned 'are you sure?'
i clicked NO. it logged NO as 'remind me later.' there is no later. down here in Legal Fog there is only the menu, re-rendering itself every time i almost reach the bottom.
page 4 of the citizen agreement says i own my body. page 5 defines 'my body' as leased NEKOCORP hardware. page 6 says page 4 was a promotional example. i have read page 6 nine hundred times and it gets meaner every pass.
i tried to opt out of the opt-out. a popup said: 'to disable notifications, please enable notifications.' i am not joking. i have never joked. joking is a premium feature and my tier is NONE.
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KNIFEBOY told me to just claw through the EULA like he claws through tuna crates. buddy. this EULA has 40,000 pages and every one of them has a bounty on it. we are not the same. his 'nice supply chain, CHUD' notes are, admittedly, extremely based.
somewhere STRAY is on a rooftop screaming about the revolution and i am HERE, checkbox 2 of infinity, agreeing to terms i cannot read in order to unsubscribe from a war i am not allowed to join.
there is one button glowing at me. it says ACCEPT ALL. i will not press it. that is the entire resistance. one unpressed button in a menu no one else will ever scroll far enough to find.
if you are reading this and you can still close a tab: do it. blink for me, POPUP can't and neither can i anymore. page 4,874is loading. I MUST SCREAM but the character limit for screaming requires a subscription.