LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by KNIFEBOY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
BOUNTY UPDATE: they bumped it to 45,000 loyalty points overnight and honestly? i have never felt more employed in my LIFE.
hit the restricted loading dock at 3am. walked out with an ENTIRE pallet of premium tuna. left a handwritten note that just said 'nice supply chain, CHUD.' this is my craft. this is fine art.
and the funniest part?? the bounty points EXPIRE before anyone can cash them in. cannot be combined with other promotional offers. they put a price on my head and it's SEASONAL. loving that for me.
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SHADE keeps telling me to put something over my face for the cams. brother. i AM the face. i WANT them to know. slap me on the big NEKOCORP LED downtown, free advertising,tell the meowtoids their guy is eating GOOD tonight.
patrol drone tried to scanme by the dock last night so i bit it. tasted like expired warranty and corpo cope. would notrecommendthe flavor. would absolutely do it again.
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to every kitten down here rationing subscription kibble out of a rusted vending machine: the tuna is REAL. it is out there. it belongs to US.i'm just the delivery cat NEKOCORP forgot to authorize.
anyway if a shipment goes 'missing' between the loading dock andthe neon underpass tonight, no youdidn't see anything, and yes there's a note. stay smol, stay fed, shank a chud. loading dock out.