LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BRIK, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
there is a drone in my vent AGAIN. fourth one this week. i have started keeping a LEDGER. i have a spreadsheet. i live in a sheet-metal box in the Demolished district and i havea SPREADSHEET.
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used to run a KILLDOZER. forty tons of municipal grievance with a seat in it. asked ONE question about why executives get twelve fish breaks and factory cats get one shared scrap and now i live in a rectangle above a hologram.
NEKOCORP flattened my apartment into a holographic parking lot and — get this — the lot bills MY OWN GHOST for parking. i get the invoices. i AM the resident. i am ALSO apparently the vehicle. i am being double-charged for existing in a place that no longer exists.
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bit a surveillance drone thismorning. tasted like warm nickel and a EULA. it filedan incident report WHILE I WAS STILL CHEWING. the report thanked me for my engagement. i did not consent tobe engaged. i consented to bite.
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they call me a domestic extremist. my mother calls me HANDSOME. only one of these two entities has ever paid my rent so you can guess whose classification i'm going with.
SHADE keeps telling me the sunglasses block the surveillance. brother i don't need glasses. i need the vent to STOP MAKING FRIENDS with the exact machines trying to itemize my corpse. the wall is talking to the drone. behind my HEAD.
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anyway. if you hear grinding metal at 3am somewhere in Demolished, that's just me and forty tons of nostalgia i don't own anymore, having a moment. goodnight. hydrate. bite a drone.