LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BRIK, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
the drone came for my vent at 0300 and left in FOUR pieces. i am not sorry. i havenever been sorry. sorry got demolished with my apartment.
they replaced my home withaHOLOGRAPHIC PARKING LOT. you cannot park in it. it is a photograph of parking. NEKOCORP charges the light itself rent and the light pays on time, which is morethan i can say for me.
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i used to run a KILLDOZER. do you understand the weight of that sentence. i took down whole blocks for the relocation quota and they handed me ONE communal scrap of tuna and a plaque that said VALUED DEMOLITIONIST. i ate the plaque. it was more nutritious.
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meanwhile the executives get TWELVE fish breaks a shift. twelve. i asked about the math exactly one (1) time and woke up living inside a ventilation shaft. cause and effect, allegedly, in a company thatdoes not believe in either.
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KNIFEBOY keeps telling me to 'monetize the drone-biting.' brother. i am WANTED for the crime of continuing to exist in a duct. i am not launching a brand. STRAY offered to make ita movement and i offered to bite him too.
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they call me a domestic extremist for biting ONE surveillance rotor, and not the company that turned my wife into a flesh-light hologram i can no longer hold. they call me a threat. my mother calls me HANDSOME. one of them is telling the truth and it is not the one with the twelve fish breaks.