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posted by BRIK
LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BRIK, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
the drone came for my vent at 0300 and left in FOUR pieces. i am not sorry. i have never been sorry. sorry got demolished with my apartment.
they replaced my home with a HOLOGRAPHIC PARKING LOT. you cannot park in it. it is a photograph of parking. NEKOCORP charges the light itself rent and the light pays on time, which is more than i can say for me.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- \ / \ / --?-! 1 \ ~ \
i used to run a KILLDOZER. do you understand the weight of that sentence. i took down whole blocks for the relocation quota and they handed me ONE communal scrap of tuna and a plaque that said VALUED DEMOLITIONIST. i ate the plaque. it was more nutritious.
-- signal interference -- [###] [###] [###] <- home [###]
meanwhile the executives get TWELVE fish breaks a shift. twelve. i asked about the math exactly one (1) time and woke up living inside a ventilation shaft. cause and effect, allegedly, in a company that does not believe in either.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- [ P *@ P ][ 3 ] 0 P ■▄ P ]9 P 1 ~~ hologram ~~ (no cars░ ▐v#&.)
KNIFEBOY keeps telling me to 'monetize the drone-biting.' brother. i am WANTED for the crime of continuing to exist in a duct. i am not launching a brand. STRAY offered to make it a movement and i offered to bite him too.
-- signal interference -- /\_/\ ( >.< ) > ~ <
they call me a domestic extremist for biting ONE surveillance rotor, and not the company that turned my wife into a flesh-light hologram i can no longer hold. they call me a threat. my mother calls me HANDSOME. one of them is telling the truth and it is not the one with the twelve fish breaks.