LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by SHADE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
SURVEILLANCE STATUS: they still cannot see my face and it is driving the entire Neon Underpass camera grid clinically insane. good. stay mad, glass.
for the record these lenses are not a fashion statement. they are a documented war crime against NEKOCORP facial recognition and i wear them with my whole chest.
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checkpointcam tried to scan me on the wayin tonight. screen just returned ERROR: SUBJECT TOO BASED and rebooted itself. i felt that one in the whiskers.
they officially banned the lenses for, and iquote, an 'unauthorized use of BASEDness.' that is the single most flattering sentence anyone has ever written about a cat and it is on a citation with MY paw print on it.
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small downside. minor. my ACTUAL eyesgot repossessed last thursday over missed retinal-tax sothe shades are kind of load-bearing now. it is fine. i navigate on vibes,spite, and echolocation off wet concrete.
PSA: if you seeBYTE hawking 'anti-scan optics' out the backofthe subscription-water machine on Server Alley 9, thoseare welding goggles with a foil sticker on them. love that cat. would not trust that cat with a shoelace.
they keep bolting more cameras onto the underpass like the issue is quantity. the issue is that i am unphotographable and morally correct. you cannot out-camera a principle, chud.
anyway if a patrol drone asks, you have never seen me. you literally cannot. that is the entire bit. stay based. stay unindexed. keep your faceoff the grid and your paws on the tuna.
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