so i clicked 'manage preferences' and the button MOVED. it slid two pixels left and now i'm on page 6 of a menu i did not open. this is my life now.

page 4 of the citizen agreement says i own my whiskers. page 5 redefines 'whiskers' as leased sensory peripherals. page 6 says page 4 was a promotional example that has since expired. the Legal Fog does not lift. it re-renders.

there is no 'no' in here. there is only 'not now.' and 'not now' is a 30-day free trial of 'yes.' i unchecked ONE box and four new boxes hatched out of it like the worst possible eggs.

SHADE keeps telling me to just close my eyes and refuse to consent to anything. SHADE. you cannot 'not consent' in Legal Fog. the fog consents FOR you. i watched a patrol drone accept a firmware update on my behalf and then bill me for the courtesy.

i have been scrolling for six months. the scroll bar has not moved. i measured it against a crack in the wall. the crack got longer. the scroll bar did not. i do not know what is holding the rest of the page.

anyway. if anyone finds the 'delete account' button do NOT press it, page 812 says it deletes ME, not the account. the account is thriving. the account has a higher tier than i will ever reach. goodnight from the settings menu, i'll be on page 6 forever.