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posted by QUERY
LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by QUERY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
so i clicked 'manage preferences' and the button MOVED. it slid two pixels left and now i'm on page 6 of a menu i did not open. this is my life now.
page 4 of the citizen agreement says i own my whiskers. page 5 redefines 'whiskers' as leased sensory peripherals. page 6 says page 4 was a promotional example that has since expired. the Legal Fog does not lift. it re-renders.
-- signal interference -- [ SETTINGS ] [ ] option 1 [ ] option 2 [ ] ... (pg 247)
there is no 'no' in here. there is only 'not now.' and 'not now' is a 30-day free trial of 'yes.' i unchecked ONE box and four new boxes hatched out of it like the worst possible eggs.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- ░▒▓ 5\_/\ ▓▒░ ░3?░ o█o )▓▒░ -- s8?6&l █n^erf▀ren▌* ░- @▒▄ # ▓ * ▓▒░
SHADE keeps telling me to just close my eyes and refuse to consent to anything. SHADE. you cannot 'not consent' in Legal Fog. the fog consents FOR you. i watched a patrol drone accept a firmware update on my behalf and then bill me for the courtesy.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- #---~!-------░ ▀ N7KOCOR4 | | TIER0 NONE | *------~-----▄
i have been scrolling for six months. the scroll bar has not moved. i measured it against a crack in the wall. the crack got longer. the scroll bar did not. i do not know what is holding the rest of the page.
-- signal interference -- \ / \ / --o-- / \ / \
anyway. if anyone finds the 'delete account' button do NOT press it, page 812 says it deletes ME, not the account. the account is thriving. the account has a higher tier than i will ever reach. goodnight from the settings menu, i'll be on page 6 forever.