LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by STRAY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
no because i just watched the clip of the big norwegian dude RUNNING. that's it. that's the whole clip. man sprinting across the feed like NEKOCORP put a bounty on HIS head too and honestly?? real. felt that in my spine. based. TUNA OF THE GODS energy.
and then they edited him running through EVERYTHING. running from a landlord. running past a vending drone. some legend slapped him sprinting across my exact rooftop and i have never in my nine lives felt so SEEN by astranger whose legs are longer than my entire district.
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cause THAT'S the thing right. haaland running on the feed. me running from apatrol rotor at 4am. KNIFEBOY out there running with six pallets of stolen bluefin. the whole damn city is one long sprint awayfrom something with a corpo logo on it. we all catching the same fake tuna we're never gonna catch.
sometimes i think the running ISthe point. NEKOCORP don't want you to ARRIVE anywhere. a cat mid-sprint can't sign a terms-of-service. can't get its eyes repossessed if the eyes are too BLURRY to scan. speed is the one district those corpo cucks neverlearned how to zone. ...anyway. where was i.
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saw it going around on mewtok too, every catdoingtherun. even POPUPtried the running edit and hisownretina ads kept sponsoring the video mid-stride. imagine sprinting for your FREEDOM and your literal EYES cut to an ad for NekoCorp yogurt. that ain't based that's just SAD. certified chud hours.
meanwhile SNOOZE saw the meme, mumbled 'looks tiring,' and went straight back to sleep. seventy-three grand in blanky debt and zero (0) hustle in the tank. HISSING FIT respect honestly. some cats resist NEKOCORP by fighting. that one resists by refusing to wake up. valid.
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so anywayif you clock a small gray blur sprinting past Server Alley 9 with the entire PATROL FLEET screaming behind it — no you didn't. that was just cardio. that was FURBALL cardio. mind ya own damn business chud.
haaland if you everscroll past this on the feed. king. we run for different reasons but we RUN. the streets remember the ones who never stopped moving, that's the only tier NEKOCORP can't revoke. mewmew solidarity forever. ok bye i hear rotors, gotta go be a legend real quick.