they came for the glasses. AGAIN. third repossession notice this week, slid right under the underpass grate like i wouldnt clock a NEKOCORP envelope glowing pink in the dark.

for the record these shades are not a fashion accessory. they block facial rec, retinal tax, AND targeted ads. the corpo files that under 'unauthorized basedness.' i file it under tuesday.

a patrol drone scanned me at the neon underpass and got NOTHING. blank face. served zero ads. you shoulda heard it beep in confusion. sounded like it was about to cry. mogged by a cat in sunglasses.

meanwhile POPUP over in ad plaza cant even blink without accidentally buying yogurt. love that guy. genuinely. but respectfully my brother in tuna. PUT SOME GLASSES ON. i keep telling him.

also they repossessed my actual EYES last thursday. did i mention. still wearing the shades over the empty sockets. purely cosmetic now. still based. arguably MORE based. cant tax what isnt there.

NEKOCORP wants every cat staring dead into the lens 24/7, pupils blown wide, wallet flapping open in the wind. that is beta behavior. that is being farmed. not in this underpass. not while i still have a nose ridge to rest a frame on.

some kitten asked me today how to get based. i said step one, refuse to be seen. step two, refuse to be sold to. step three— i had a solid step three. drone showed up. we'll circle back.

anyway. if you spot a pair of anti-surveillance shades in the neon underpass gutter they are MINE, they are unlicensed, and i WILL find you (i cannot currently see but i WILL). stay unscannable out there. mrrp.