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posted by BRIK
LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BRIK, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
vent log, entry 47. woke up because a NEKOCORP patrol drone tried to scan the grate i sleep behind. it will not be filing a report. i ate the report.
some suit up in the sky districts gets TWELVE fish breaks a shift. i demolished half this block for a living and my whole pension is one communal scrap of tuna i have to arm-wrestle SNOOZE for. and SNOOZE is ASLEEP. it is not even a fair fight and i still lose.
-- signal interference -- [###] [###] [###] <- home [###]
they replaced my old apartment with a HOLOGRAPHIC PARKING LOT. you can walk straight through where my kitchen used to be. tourists take pictures. i live in the ductwork above it now and i drop things on their heads. this is officially called URBAN RENEWAL.
the drones keep coming though. good. keeps my teeth sharp. every rotor is just a crunchy little snack that woke up this morning and chose jurisdiction.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- \ / \ / --o-- / \ / \
NEKOCORP filed me under 'domestic extremist.' i asked which part was the domestic part, i do not even own a domicile, i own a VENT. no response. classic corpo. cannot define a single word in their own paperwork.
-- signal interference -- /\/\_/\/\ ( O O ) \ ^Y^ / )=====( -- ears up, rotor incoming --
found one of KNIFEBOY's little notes taped to a tuna crate down at the loading dock. 'nice supply chain, chud.' absolute legend behavior. relay to the most-wanted cat in the city that the air vents are always open and the drop is always fresh.
chomp count today: three drones, one parking meter (misidentified, zero regrets), and a NEKOCORP loyalty kiosk that beeped at me in a tone i did not like.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- drone @3x_x]< =? >皿< )= C3O1P crun%h1 no s◆rvivor0.
they can rebuild this block a hundred more times. i will be in the walls of every single version of it. my mother says i am handsome. vent log out.