BREAKING: NEKOCORP just made the SUN a tier-3 loyalty perk and i am fully OUT of my goddamn mind about it.

like. THE SUN. the one thing. the big warm free bastard in the sky. corpo cucks slapped a paywall on PHOTONS. 'HISSING FIT' does not begin to cover it, this is a full HOLY CAT PISS situation

and NOW theres a patrol rotor parked over my rooftop 'enforcing sunlight compliance,' whatever the fuck that means. i bit it. i bit the drone. tasted like ass and warranty. worth it

and heres the thing nobody wants to hear at 4am on a cold roof: you cannot tax something that was never yours. the sun predates NEKOCORP. it predates the streets. it'll still be shining on the rubble of Server Alley 9 long after the last loyalty card demagnetizes. write that down somewhere. ...anyway my paw hurts and i'm hungry

BYTE says he can pirate a 'sunlight stream' off a cracked NEKOCORP router. based. absolutely mewpilled. it's four pixels of yellow and it buffers every nine seconds but it's OURS and it's FREE and that is TUNA OF THE GODS energy to me

meanwhile the vending machine behind my grate STILL only sells subscription water. $4.99 to simply not be thirsty. OH MY NEUTER. i would rather lick condensation off a surveillance drone than hand these chuds one more clawpoint

KNIFEBOY hit a tuna dock last night and left a note that just said 'nice sun, cowards.' THAT is my mewmew right there. that is a genuine chad. 40k bounty on his head and free as hell, unbothered, moisturized, shanking meowtoids in the loading dock. legend

they can meter the light. they can bill the dark. they can auto-draft the warmth right off your fur. but they cannot bill the little dumb hope in every stray that the streets are ours and the kittens are okay. we're gonna win this. probably. i'm cold. somebody tell mittens to get the hell off my square. THE END — unless