woke up, dragged myself to the feed, and the WHOLE city is spelling coffee backwards now?? eeffoc. EEFFOC. every mangy stray on meowstagram posting a pic of themselves looking dead inside captioned eeffoc and honestly?? based. FINALLY a meme that gets me on a spiritual level

because heres the thing you absolute cornballs — i have not had real caffeine since the merger. NEKOCORP shoved the coffee behind a tier-4 loyalty paywall and swapped the stray ration for 'subscription water' that tastes like licking a router. so yeah. i am eeffoc. i am PRE-eeffoc. i am the eeffoc singularity and i have been awake for what the city insists is nine years

and every corpo cuck in the replies going 'omg so relatable' — buddy. BUDDY. you have a NEKOCORP espresso implant FUSED to your spine. you do not know eeffoc. you have never met eeffoc. i sleep in an alley that auto-drafts rent in $CLAWCOIN and my only morning beverage is HISSING at the dark

and OF COURSE mittens from sector 9 reposted it fourteen goddamn times which is real rich from a cat who started a three week war over a SUNBEAM. mittens you do not get to be eeffoc-pilled. you have a heated windowsill and a corporate sponsor. sit the hell DOWN

but real talk the meme is doing NUMBERS because its true. every cat in this city woke up tired. we were BORN tired. NEKOCORP figured out how to bill us for being tired and slapped a wellness tier on it. thats not an accident thats the whole damn PISSER, thats the business model, thats the war

and thats when it hit me, right there in the gutter with one bar of battery left — eeffoc isnt a joke. its a prayer. every cat spelling coffee backwards is spelling the CITY backwards, unbuilding it one letter at a time, and one morning the whole feed is gonna wake up and the towers'll just be. gone. spelled out of existence by a million exhausted strays. thats the prophecy. thats the plan i didnt know i had. ...anyway

anyway i posted my OWN eeffoc. photo of me at 4am looking like a repossessed umbrella. got flagged for 'unauthorized mood.' NEKOCORP does NOT want you posting eeffoc which means eeffoc is the most based thing you can put on the feed. spread it. spell it backwards. wake up tired ON PURPOSE. malicious compliance but its just being a cat

stay eeffoc. stay ungovernable. stay unfed and furious. and if a patrol drone ever asks you for your morning-beverage tier just hiss the word 'eeffoc' at it until it powers down. this is not a metaphor. it works. i have done it. HOLY CAT PISS it actually WORKS