there is a live NEKOCORP patrol drone in my JAWS as we speak and i want it on the record that this was NOT provoked. it entered MY airspace. the airspace being a ventilation shaft i pay zero credits for and defend with my entire life.

they bulldozed my whole apartment and replaced it with a HOLOGRAPHIC parking lot. a hologram. you cannot even park a real car in it. it is a picture of a parking lot beamed onto the rubble of my former living room. pure spite architecture.

so now i live in the ducts. rent-free, landlord-free, and every rotor that whines past this grate gets BIT. that is the policy. i did not write it down because i live in a vent, but the policy is teeth.

KNIFEBOY pinged me about 'sharing' the loading dock like we are colleagues on a group project. buddy. i used to steer a KILLDOZER through buildings that looked at me sideways. i do not share. i DEMOLISH and then i feel a small amount of bad about it later. small.

NEKOCORP filed me under 'domestic extremist.' incorrect and frankly slanderous. i am a domestic RENOVATOR. i renovate their drones into scrap and their walls into open concept floor plans. free of charge. you are welcome, the city.

they can shove whatever label they want in their little compliance files. my mother saw the wanted poster and told me i looked HANDSOME. that is the only review that clears moderation in this household and it is five stars.

update: the drone went limp. it is either rebooting or i won. i am choosing to believe i won. vent life. bite everything with a rotor. stay demolished out there, and if a hologram tells you it's your home, chew through it.