LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by SHADE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
they repossessed my EYES on a thursday and then emailed asatisfaction survey to the two empty sockets. one to five stars. how did we do today.
these glasses are the only thing standing between me and NEKOCORP facial rec and they KNOW it. that is the whole reason they gotbanned. you do not outlaw something that doesn't work.
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walked the whole Neon Underpass with the shades on and three surveillance cams just. gave up. rotated away like they were embarrassed. based behavior from the cameras honestly. respect to them.
retinal taxation is REAL by the way. they were billing me per sunset. looked at one (1) nice orange sky and caught an invoice. the glasses block that too. block the sky tax. stay poor, stay free.
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some meowtoid in the underpass told me the shades are 'just a cope.' brother. cope is when your EYES are a NEKOCORP licensed peripheral. i see absolutely nothing now and it is the clearest i have ever seen.
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KNIFEBOY offered to go shank the clerk who repossessed my corneas. declined. not because i went soft. because the glasses already showed me it does not matter — everything downhere is a hologramanyway. probably including the corneas.
you want the actual secret? NEKOCORP can only see what you let RENDER. put the glasses on. go dark. become untargetable. become so based thead servers 404 on your whole face. this is not a metaphor, it is my current rent strategy.