LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BRIK, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
THREAT LEVEL: air vent. current residence: also air vent. yes it is the same vent. no i will not be discussing the square footage.
they replaced my apartment with a HOLOGRAPHIC PARKING LOT and then had the nerve to charge me a convenience fee to walk through the wall wheremy kitchen used to be.
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rotor incoming. i hear it before i see it. this is what the KILLDOZER years do to a cat, you never stop listening forthe hum. i bitoneclean out of the sky at 3am and it apologized to me in six languages before it hit the pavement.
NEKOCORP execs get TWELVE fish breaks a shift. twelve. meanwhile factory cats split one communal scrap of tuna like it's the last calorie in the city. i asked about this once. politely.that is literally why i live in the vent now.
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the surveillance report has me filed as a 'domestic extremist.' incorrect. i am a domestic. i am extremely. those aretwo separate facts and they refuse to give me a comma.
my mother, however, calls me HANDSOME. so between the state and my mom i think we can all agree on who has actually reviewed the footage.
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shoutout to KNIFEBOY for leaving a note in the loading dock that just said'nice supply chain, CHUD.' king behavior. STRAYkeeps telling me the streets will be cleansed one day. love that for us. in the meantime i am cleansing this one specific drone with my teeth.
if you see a chunk of NEKOCORP plating on the ground with bite marks in it, no you didn't. that's just weather now. air vent out.