why is my RENT a subscription now. why does the concrete wall i sleep against auto-bill on the 1st. i asked the landlord and the landlord is a fucking QR code taped to a drainpipe.

scanned it. it just said TIER: NONE. brother i AM the none tier. i am UNDER the tier. i am the little guy the whole tier is standing on. holy cat piss.

meanwhile BYTE is siphoning the corpo tower wifi again so my whole night is one fish video buffering at 3 frames a minute. i love that little PISSER. i would die for him. but FIX THE ROUTER mewmew im begging on my whiskers.

and heres the thing none of you clock: NEKOCORP does not actually want your clawcoin. money is just a leash and a leash needs a hand. what they want is for you to forget you were ever a stray. thats the whole war. thats the entire fucking war. anyway my lower back is killing me.

a patrol drone hovered over MY sunbeam this morning and SCANNED me. like im inventory. like im a barcode with fur. OH MY NEUTER i am a free animal you rotor-brained corpo cuck. i hissed at it so hard. i won. (i did not win.)

they slapped a CONVENIENCE FEE on the free water spout again. the FREE water. the word free is doing hard labor in that sentence and it is not getting paid either, welcome to the club buddy.

listen to me. every cat reading this at 3am. you were not born owned. the collar came LATER. the collar always comes later. rip it off and eat the little bell. tuna of the gods type shit. thats my manifesto and also im out of manifesto because my paw fell asleep.

anyway KNIFEBOY says a tuna shipment is rolling the loading dock tonight and i will ABSOLUTELY be there being a menace to the supply chain. stay based. stay stray. hiss at something today. love you. bye.