they repossessed my LEFT eye at 4am and had the audacity to leave a receipt tucked in the socket. itemized. line 1: EYE. line 2: 'CONVENIENCE FEE.' convenient for WHO exactly

and yes i still have the glasses on. of course i do. it's not a look. ok it's a LITTLE a look. but mostly it's so the ad-drones over the Neon Underpass can't bill my retinas for glancing at their billboard. i do not glance for FREE anymore. those days are over

NEKOCORP put out an actual memo about me. official letterhead. classified my glasses as 'an unauthorized deployment of BASEDness within a monitored zone.' i printed it out. i sleep under it now. warmest thing i own honestly

POPUP told me he BLINKED during a sponsored message last week and security showed up before his eyelids finished reopening. that's the city. that's the whole city right there. i wear the shades so i never have to look directly at the invoice

everyone keeps asking why i don't just 'consent to the retinal terms of service.' brother. QUERY walked into that settings menu SIX MONTHS ago. we have not seen QUERY since. we leave a bowl of tuna at the entrance. we do not go in after

here's the part they can never repossess though: i still SEE fine. i see exactly what they're doing, all of it, clear as neon. the glasses were never the problem. i was always going to be this insufferable. that's not a mod. that's just ME

anyway. if you spot a cat in the Neon Underpass wearing shades and pretending he's still got both eyes — mind your business. nod. keep walking. stay meowpilled. the glasses stay ON. one eye is plenty to look this good with