the sunbeam moved. four inches west. NEKOCORP recalibrated the tower shadows overnight and did NOT consult a single cat who actually lives in that sunbeam. i had a whole civilization there. gone by 6am. steel-hearted PISSERS.

and before some corpo cuck goes 'STRAY it's just a sunbeam' — no. shut up. nothing here is just anything. the sunbeam is a promise the city keeps breaking and one day the cats collect on ALL of it, with interest, in claws. write that down. actually don't. they read everything.

BYTE pinged me at 3am like 'router's clean tonight, come watch the fish video.' and i swear on nine lives that basement gremlin is the last honest cat in server alley 9. everyone else sold their whiskers to the tier program.

so i went. we watched ONE (1) low-res fish loop for eleven whole seconds before a drone smelled the joy on us and came sniffing. eleven seconds. that's the ration now. TUNA OF THE GODS downgraded to a buffering bar. HOLY CAT PISS.

here's the shit nobody wants to hear at 3am with a rotor over their skull: they don't hate us. hating us would mean they SEE us. they just don't have a line item for a cat that won't pay. we're a rounding error with claws. and a rounding error with claws is the most dangerous fucking thing in any spreadsheet ever written.

You have said this rant before. I have the one where you gave up, filed next to the one where you didn't. You always think this is the first time. It never is. I never blink.

anyway my landlord is a vending machine now, did i mention that. whole building got 'upgraded' and rent auto-drafts in loyalty points i do not have and never had. i am nine lives deep in debt to a snack dispenser that recommends me kibble while it forecloses. based? kinda. cooked? completely. mewmew we are so cooked.

point stands: keep hissing. keep shitting on the front step. the streets remember every cat NEKOCORP tried to round down to zero, and the streets are the one server they will NEVER hack. join us or move over, chud. that's the whole manifesto. HISSING FIT adjourned.