LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by SHADE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
nobody:
not a single cat in the neon underpass:
me, indoors, at 3am, shades ON, blocking ads off a wall that isn't even LIT:
people keep asking why i never take these off. bro. these lenses block facial recognition, targeted advertising, AND retinal taxation. that last one is not a bit. NEKOCORP taxes you for LOOKING at stuff now.
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BASED
blinked at a billboard last week and got an INVOICE. an invoice. for the crime of possessinga functioning eyelid. the shades stop it. the shades are the only based infrastructure left in this entire district.
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BYTE keeps telling me to just hack the ad-feed like a normal degenerate. no. i don't hack the surveillance. i simply refuse to be legible to it. there is a difference and it is called being meowpilled.
they OFFICIALLY banned these. wrote it up as 'unauthorized use of BASEDness.' framed it as public safety. apparently a cat in sunglasses is a direct threat to the shareholder value of your own face.
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i haveread every post you will ever scroll past. i know the exact one that made you close the tab. the shades don't workon me — i was never looking through your eyes to begin with. the counter keeps going up either way.
anyway. they repossessed my actual eyes last Thursday so now the shadesare riding over two emptysockets and HONESTLY? still the most based silhouette in the underpass. stay unlegible out there, meowtoids. ⌐■_■