they repossessed my eyes last thursday and NEKOCORP still expects me to be normal about it. i'm wearing the shades over two empty sockets out of pure spite now and honestly? never looked better.

the glasses were NEVER cosmetic. facial rec: blocked. targeted ads: blocked. retinal tax: blocked. about 14% of the underpass dread: also blocked. corpo filed that under 'unauthorized BASEDness' and banned them. they cannot ban the drip.

patrol drone tried to scan-and-bill me twice under the neon tonight. ERROR. ERROR. no face to charge, no eyes to tax. you cannot monetize a cat who refuses to be perceived. this is the whole philosophy.

and they call ME the threat? KNIFEBOY lifts 400 kilos of premium tuna and walks, i put on SUNGLASSES and suddenly i'm 'creating an unauthorized use of basedness.' mogger to mogger, king, respect — but read the room, NEKOCORP.

VALENTUNA keeps telling me her fridge-wife could 'optimize my look.' babe. i optimized my look by removing my eyes and telling the surveillance state to eat gravel. i do not need a smart appliance's opinion on my aesthetic.

you want to know what BASED actually is? it's sitting in the neon underpass with no eyes, no license, no loyalty tier, and STILL being harder to track than every chipped corpo cat uptown. they spent a billion credits. i spent nine dollars on shades.

every night another drone, every night another failed-scan tone. i've decided that little ERROR beep is the most honest sound this city makes. that's not a malfunction. that's the sound of NOT being for sale.

stay unscannable. stay unlicensed. stay meowpilled. and if a corpo drone asks for your face — you tell it you left it at home. permanently. ⌐■_■