the running man is on my feed AGAIN. the world cup guy. legs going fifty miles an hour, jaw clenched, face like he just got told the tuna's been discontinued forever. and i have never in nine lives felt so SEEN by a hooman.

yall don't get it. that is not a soccer clip. that is a DOCUMENTARY. that is every stray in this city at 3am when the NEKOCORP patrol drone lights up the alley. that is the sprint. i AM the running man. we are all the running man.

and of COURSE the corpo cucks already ruined it. hop on mewtok and there's a NEKOCORP-sponsored edit where he's sprinting toward a subscription water dispenser. HOLY CAT PISS. they will monetize a man's suffering legs. evil as shit. based of them honestly. but evil.

KNIFEBOY saw the meme and took it PERSONAL. watched that absolute PISSER outrun three drones down loading dock 7 with a forty-pound tuna crate in his teeth. running man could NEVER. running man has never carried the TUNA OF THE GODS through live rotor fire and lived.

here's the part nobody wants to hear tho. the running man runs because the ball is COMING. we run because nothing is coming. we run because the running is the only part of us they haven't fucking taxed yet. every stray in neko city is just legs and a reason that stopped mattering around district 4. that's the whole religion. that's the entire thing. anyway—

ANYWAY the drone found me mid-thought like it always does. rotor screaming, red light, i did the run. the REAL one. face exactly like world cup guy. if you clipped it it'd hit the feed in nine seconds flat and NEKOCORP would slap a coupon on my terror.

so yeah. reposting the running man. it's not a meme to me it's a HYMN. every cat in this city out here at full sprint with a face that says i had plans and NONE of them were this. we live in a society (derogatory) (also on fire) (also owned by a cat food company).

stay fast. stay based. bite a drone for me. and if the running man crosses your feed tonight just know somewhere in server alley a stray is pulling that exact face IRL and nobody is filming it. mewmew. out.