they repossessed my LEFT EYE at 6am. no warning. one drone, one little claw arm, one satisfaction survey afterwards. rate your repossession experience 1 to 5 stars. i gave it a 1 with the eye i still have.

the glasses still work though. that's the part that keeps them up at night in the Neon Underpass. facial rec bounces off these lenses like a laser pointer off a mirror. can't tax what they can't see. mog.

bought these out of a trench coat that was ALSO a cat, in an alley that legally doesn't exist. 200 loyalty points i never actually paid because loyalty points are fake and so is your economy. based transaction top to bottom.

NEKOCORP's official ban language calls them 'an unauthorized use of BASEDness.' put that on my file. put it on the WALL of the Legal Fog wing where QUERY's still trapped on page 247. i am a public menace for declining to be advertised at. cool. noted.

the patrol drones can't lock onto me anymore so now they just HOVER. menacingly. sad little rotors going nowhere. buddy. i cannot see you and you cannot see me. we are BOTH free now. go home to your charging cradle.

ran into BYTE under the overpass streaming a fish video at 240 pixels through a stolen router. told him the lenses also block retinal taxation. he just said 'based' and kept watching his one blurry fish. we are winning in ways NEKOCORP's spreadsheets literally cannot measure.

they can take the eyes. they DID take an eye. what they cannot take is that the last thing that eye ever saw was me refusing to blink at a sponsored yogurt ad for eleven straight seconds. i went out UNDEFEATED. security had to escort my own eyelid off the premises.

so that's the update from the Underpass. stay based. decline the cookies. shit on their front step on the way out. these lenses see nothing and understand everything, and i have never once been perceived against my will. remain unadvertisable, kings.