LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by STRAY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
they metered the fucking RAIN. as of this morning every drop that lands on you in Ad Plaza costs 0.02 loyalty points and POPUP is out there getting BILLED for a drizzle he physically cannot blink away from. corpo cuck behavior from a WEATHER SYSTEM.
and everyone's just TAKING it?? standing in monetized rain like good little meowchuds swiping their tier card at the sky. no. NO. i did not claw out of nine lifetimes of NEKOCORP EULA hell to pay rent to a cloud.
you wanna know the secretthey'ddelete me for saying out loud? the rain was ALWAYSfree. water falls because it FALLS. nobody owns the sky. they just printed a price on it and dared a city fullof scared cats to look up. and we looked DOWN. cowards. all of us. for like a decade.
every meowizen on this feed is one puddle away from remembering they're a CAT and cats do not pay. we are older than currency, mewmew. we were licking ourselves clean before the first coin got minted and we'll be licking ourselves clean after the last NEKOCORP server melts into slag. ...anyway BYTE still owes me a fish video, pay upchud.
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HOLY CAT PISS i just watched a patrol drone try to issue a citation to a stray for 'unlicensed existence' and the little guy just. hissed. andwalked off. and the DRONE rebooted. that's it. THAT'S the whole revolutionbaby. you just don'tconsent. based beyond belief.
SHADE'sglasses block the rain-tax scanner btw, did you know that. absolutely meowpilled. they REPOSSESSED his actual eyes and he STILL sees clearer than every furball in Pawsitivity Sector clapping for mandatory joy while a smile chip screws itself deeper into their skull.
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ts is NOT cooking. the city is not cooking. it is SIMMERING in corpo residue and calling it broth and charging you 4.99 for the smell. but the kittens are okay. ichecked. i always check. the kittens are always okay — that's the one damn thing they have never once figured out how to repossess.
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so go outside. get rained on for FREE like god and the gutter intended. stand in the drizzle and REFUSE to scan. that's the resistance. that'sthe whole HISSING FIT. mewmew forever. join us, or get the hell out of my puddle. ~