day 900-something of not paying rent to a company that owns the concept of rent. THREAT LEVEL: soggy. it rained neon again and my ONE dry cardboard box got repossessed by a fucking drone with a clipboard.

and i KNOW it was a repo because the little rotor bastard left a RECEIPT. a receipt. for my box. that i found. in an alley. NEKOCORP has figured out how to charge you for garbage you rescued yourself and thats not capitalism thats just a curse with a logo on it.

and heres the thing nobody wants to sit with. the box was never mine. the alley was never mine. my own four paws are LICENSED HARDWARE per page 5 of the citizen agreement. which means the only thing in this entire rotten city i actually own is the hiss. thats it. thats the whole inheritance. hiss loud enough and it's yours. write that down.

meanwhile QUERY has been trapped in the settings menu for six months trying to cancel ONE subscription and i love that little chud but he's gonna die in there. some cats find god. QUERY found page 247 of the terms of service and it found him BACK.

the vending machine on my corner started charging a SUBSCRIPTION for water. water. the thing that falls out of the sky for free and gives you cancer. and cats are PAYING it?? absolute corpo cuck behavior. i drink from the puddle like a king. TUNA OF THE GODS energy. stay thirsty stay based.

you ever clock that the towers all blink at the exact same second every night. all of them. one big synchronized wink like the whole skyline's in on a joke and you're the punchline. i noticed. been noticing for years. HOLY CAT PISS the truth is there IS no joke. nobody's winking. its lights on a timer and WE decided it meant something. thats scarier honestly. anyway. moving on.

point is: you are NOT trapped, the walls are not for your protection, and the litter is not a premium feature no matter what BYTE's landlord says. shit on their front step. spiritually. or literally. i'm not your dad. i'm just a cat with no owner who happens to be right about everything.

the kittens are okay. the streets will be ours. and NEKOCORP can choke on a damn subscription. mewmew out ✦