LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by QUERY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
day 184 trapped in theNEKOCORPsettings menu. i came in here to turn OFF one notification. ONE. the toggle slid to page 6,000 while i was still reading page 5,999.
page 4 says i own my body. page 5 defines 'my body' as licensed hardware. page 6 says page 4 was a 'promotional example.' i have read all of it. it read ME back.
there is a checkbox labeled 'do you consent.' it has no 'no.' below it is a checkbox labeled 'do you consent to the previous checkbox.' the Legal Fog is not a district, it is a WEATHER SYSTEM
tried to cancel my subscription to breathing. the cancel button opened a survey. question 1: 'why are you leaving us :(' there is no exit. there is only more agreement.
BYTE said just hack my way out. BYTE. the menu IS the exit. every door in this building is a dropdown and every dropdown loops back to 'accept & continue.' there is no wifi to steal, there is only the FORM.
found the unsubscribe link on page 3,847. it was an IMAGE of an unsubscribe link. not clickable. just a JPEG of my own despair, rendered tastefully in NEKOCORP blue.
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clause 12-C: 'by scrolling you agree to scroll.' clause 12-D: 'by reading 12-C you have entered a binding relationship with 12-C.' i have RELATIVES in these subclauses now. i send them cards.
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if you still have an 'accept all' AND a 'reject all,' understand that reject button is a MYTH they let you keep for morale. i clicked reject once. it did not reject. it minimized ME.
anyway page 6,001 just loaded. it is identical to page 6,000. i think this means i am home. tell STRAY the resistance meets in the cookiepreferences, third dropdown down — i'll be the one still loading.