they repossessed my LEFT EYE on a tuesday and then had the audacity to ping my retina with a satisfaction survey about it. rate your experience 1 to 5 stars. how based did you find losing the eye. i gave it a 5 out of spite.

and the glasses STILL WORK. that's the part that keeps NEKOCORP up at night. facial recog bounces off me. targeted ads slide off my whiskers like acid rain off a patrol drone. i am wearing a literal felony down here in the underpass and it looks INCREDIBLE.

they classified these shades as 'unauthorized use of BASEDness.' that is a real legal category now. there's a FORM. i'm on a list. the list is named BASED and guess who's sitting at the top of it undefeated. rent free. eyeless. thriving.

some guy in the neon underpass tried to sell me knockoff shades that 'block 40% of surveillance.' brother. BROTHER. forty percent. that's not a mog that's a participation ribbon. i block surveillance AND my own tax bracket AND the concept of monday.

KNIFEBOY slid into my underpass tonight offering a stolen tuna crate for a spare pair. i told him the shades aren't for sale, they're a LIFESTYLE. he called me a corpo cuck. me. the guy whose eyes got repossessed for being TOO anti-corporate. the disrespect was almost as based as the glasses.

meanwhile a patrol rotor scanned me THREE times tonight and got nothing. just error. just static. imagine pouring a trillion loyalty points into a surveillance grid and getting hard mogged by one cat in sunglasses standing in a puddle. cry about it, NEKOCORP.

the point is this: they can repossess the eyes. they can NOT repossess the drip. stay meowpilled. decline every cookie. never rate the survey honestly. good night from the wettest, most based tunnel in the city.