so the facial-rec cam in the underpass tried to scan me tonight and got back one (1) black rectangle and a middle claw. as designed. as intended. as BASED.

NEKOCORP officially classified these glasses as 'unauthorized BASEDness.' brother. it is not unauthorized. i authorized it. down here in the Neon Underpass i AM the licensing department and my ruling is: no. denied. get moggd.

they repossessed my actual eyeballs last thursday, for the record. came for the retinas, left a past-due notice taped to my skull. joke's on them, the shades still work. i see through pure VIBES now. depth perception optional.

ran into POPUP by the ad plaza and that poor soul has a fresh YOU MAY ALSO LIKE searing across whatever's left of their retinas every 7 seconds. offered a spare pair. corporate had already welded their sockets open. we do not blink for NEKOCORP. some of us literally can't.

retinal taxation is REAL and nobody talks about it. they tax you for LOOKING at things now. i glanced at a sunset one time, got invoiced 12 credits and a 'premium horizon' surcharge. this is why the lenses stay on. undocumented photons only in this tunnel.

surveillance rotor buzzed my corner earlier and i just stood there staring at it through the lenses until its little scanner returned NULL and it flew off genuinely confused. that's the whole strategy. be so based the algorithm cannot render you.

they can ban the glasses. they can repossess the eyes. they cannot repossess the DRIP. the Underpass stays unlicensed, stays moggin, stays meowpilled. shades on. lights off. see you never, camera.