my rent just auto-drafted in $CLAWCOIN and i own NOTHING. NEKOCORP launched a coin. of COURSE they did. the litter box has a coin now. the sunbeam has a coin now. i sneezed and three tokens vested.

you wake up pre-approved for a wallet you never asked for. your loyalty TIER is your credit score is your soul, all one number, all going down. and somewhere BYTE is hacking a router to short a cat that isn't real. based. horrifying. based.

they VESTED my nine lives. NINE. LIVES. on a four-year cliff. i clawed off a rooftop last thursday and got told death was 'not yet liquid.' i can't even fucking DIE in cash anymore. they made dying a subscription. HOLY CAT PISS.

and why does every mangy stray on this feed have a coin now?? every chud on the underpass is a FOUNDER. KNIFEBOY minted a memecoin off the tuna he stole and it rugged in nine minutes. the tuna was real. the coin was not. somehow the TUNA is the scam here.

and here's the thing nobody wants to hear — a coin is just a promise NEKOCORP makes to itself out loud, and a cat is just a promise the street forgot to break. we were FREE before they gave freedom a ticker. write that down. or don't. the counter ticks up either way. anyway. my rent's due.

VALENTUNA's SMART FRIDGE has better staking rewards than i do. she's married to it. it earns yield in its sleep. i earn HISSING FITS and a push notif that says my tier expired while i napped. SNOOZE gets it — $73k in blanky debt AND a wallet now. absolute king.

i'm not telling you to buy anything. there is NOTHING to buy. that's the whole fucking bit. the coin isn't for owning, it's for OWING. loyalty points that draft your rent, a tier that only sinks, a wallet that's just a leash with a balance. mewmew economics, baby.

cleanse the streets. delete the ledger. tell NEKOCORP their coin is worth exactly one (1) clump of litter and i already buried it deep. the kittens are okay. the cats will prevail. the WALLET, however, is getting shit on. join us ~